How to Escape the Dreaded Middle Seat

Change your mind

I didn’t want to give up my aisle seat on an aircraft built for Lilliputians that in reality flies real-sized adults? But I thought, 

‘I was fortunate to have had the aisle seat on the long overseas leg. What’s two squished hours to Venice? Plus this guy is sooo aggravated.’ Half the plane had heard his expletive-filled burst about always getting the mid…